wheehee.

ladeedum.
am I really neurotic?
anyway I prefer to think of myself as spastarded.
wheehee.
ooh and I've got a cute plaster(:

aiyah.

KoL!!!
argh.
keep getting trashed for no reason. This sucks.):
EEYUR.
I am turning into a grump!(: ): that's better.
I cute cut my hair! wahaha.

heeheehee.

eeyur.
so full of prawns. and it's all the fault of les idiotes a la ma maison. 9 prawns at one go man. tough.
I hate to be in stitches;
don't want to be stitched;
and hate to stitch.
The only thing connected with the word STITCH that I like is STITCH from Lilo and Stitch. EEYUR! SO CUTE!!!
...
SNORT.
pig me!

hurhur.

Callie the li'l cute one.
*^_______^*
EEE! SHE'S SO CUTE!!!
hurhur.
she enjoys torturing me. and saying "jiejie pish(pls.) I want to shee cwab cwab."
and so I have to carry her to look at all the zhichar fish and crabs and lobsters.oh. and the frogs.
and she won't have enough of it.
= 15 minutes of lobsters, fish, frogs and crabs.
sigh.
and she's whiny sometimes):
but overall, she is a li'l cute girl!
I like blankets. they're a nice place to seek solace in. (:
-SNORT-.

play that funkin' music.

Oli's song.
has been in my mind and repeating itself for don't know how long already.
I think I shall promptly go mad.
MAD.
rarrr.
I'm crazy.
ohwell.
ladeedum.

play that funkin' music.

Oli's song.
has been in my mind and repeating itself for don't know how long already.
I think I shall promptly go mad.
MAD.
rarrr.
I'm crazy.
ohwell.
ladeedum.

Muffin.

hmm.
according to my mom, mafia members aren't called the mafia. they're called muffins.hurhur.
Rui En sucks.
and now my mom is singing weird songs.
the wonders testosterone can do.
I want my play-dough please(:

mmm.

ARGH!!!! SHIT. WHY DOES THIS THING ERASE
ITSELF REPEATEDLY?
EDNA MODE TOTTERS!!!
so cute! (: hurhur.
Char is gonna be tortured by those li'l kids.(:

senility has struck again.

sigh. senile dementia.
eeyur.
I keep forgetting what I want to say.
I remembered!
I saw Chen Huihui at Shaw Plaza ystd. She was right infront of me on the escalator on the way to the cinema. I think she was gonna watch The Forgotten.
hurhur. she's so teeny! so cute! hurhur.
by the way, Der is cute too. (:
-wink wink nudge nudge-
advertisement board me
(:

):

why.
I don't think I will ever understand.
anyway.
what colours represent your feelings?
happy- erm...black! (: yayy!
sad- blue
angry- green
disgusted- red
eeyur. I don't know larh. I hate this whole thing. eeyur. why the speed-dial up so slow?!
sigh.

Werewolves of folklore differ greatly from modern
renditions seen in movies and shows. People
believed there were many ways to become
werewolves, such as drinking rainwater
collected in a wolf's pawprint, eating meat
gnawed on by a wolf, or being born with a full
set of teeth or covered in a caul. And unlike
movie werewolves, werewolves of old were
oftentimes harmless and highly honorable!
As a werewolf, you are loyal, strong and honorable,
and you will protect all you hold dear with
your very life. Although you are not a violent
individual at heart, you will fight for what
you believe in. You are a good friend and truly
are a wonderful person to be around.

Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
brought to you by Quizilla
ladeedum
hurhur.
I'm dangerous.

why.

why:
- fish again? I'm gonna turn into one soon. *kissylips*-blurbblurb- see? I'm one.
- can't she understand me?
- is it that some people are always so self-righteous and stubborn? (I'm one too. ):)
- can't my questions ever be answered?
this whole thing is shit.
of course.
what can be expected? I don't know.
finished reading the Da Vinci Code.
hmmm. nice book. I like these kind of books.
watched the Incredibles ystd. hmmm. I like it! It's very cool. I love Dash and Jack Jack. (: heehee so cute! whee.
spastico

brrr.

It's like 1005 hrs in the morning.

and my mom has been forcing me to wake up for don't know how long previously.
eeyur.
and it's cold.
I wanna sleep in.
it's nice to sleep in in this kind of weather.
chcking for Hols work now.
and I just saw something.
Sec2 Holiday Homework 2005.
teachers who have put homework in the workbin:
CHAN.(!!!EEYUR!!!)
LIM GEOK HWA.(!!!!!!!ARGH!!!!!!)[ok maybe she's not that bad.*crosses fingers.*
Choo Siew Bee.(Hmmm. whossat?)
Adeline Ng.( wait. Is she the this yr's 106's teacher?!*freaks out.*
WHAT THE?! why so much ERP and CRP work? commonwealth essay?!
damn man. damn.
and it's all CHAN'S WORK.
HELP!!!
ARGH.ARGH.ARGH.
ARGH.ARGH.ARGH.

WHY ME?!

buhbye.

BUHBYE OLI.
),:
sigh.
why the Final Three? sigh I wish all of them could win and split everything.
Poor Oli. ):
anyway tt spps'd cry face looks more like a face with a mole and there's hair sprouting outta it. ):
eeyur.
poor poor Oli.
sigh.
can't get over the fvcking taotai.
):
eeyur.
eeyur.
TSK.

Spastico.

Well.
Spastico people like me watch spastic stuff.
and hey mann, this is cute.
http://www.muffinfilms.com/finale.html
Margaret Teng, please go and adjust your post bout me according to my comments =P
wheehee.
Egoist me.
mmhmmm.
Me the chauvinistic pig!
*oink*
but yes, Marge, go alter it (: heehee jk.
WHAT?! ADRIAN CHAN'S GONNA TEACH US NEXT YR AND IS A POSSIBLE CONTENDER FOR THE FORM TEACHER SEAT?!!!! NO!!! I WANT MS. OW!!!
EEYUR. DOWN WITH CHAN. EEYUR.EEYUR.EEYUR.
I hate him more than I hate fish.

I hate fish.

eeyur.
fish!!!
fish for like 2 weeks already, and my mom still wants to cook somemore fish.
CHICKEN.
I need chicken.
eeyur.
I HATE FISH.
It's disgusting. and I don't like fish skin especially, regardless of whether it's steamed or fried.
eeyur.eeyur.eeyur. why me. why fish. sigh.
hmmm. Der is gonna set up a new blog. *yayy* (for her larh 'cos I don't have to set up a blog about her *ahem* and stuff.) hurhur. and now she can talk abt her *ahem* in her own blog in her own context. ain't that great?(:
I keep saying cute hair. NONO! it's cut hair larh, what shiot. sigh. I think I've got a phobia of hair cuts. because I'm scared tt they'll turn out horrible. darnit.
ladeedum.
(:
whee.

BORED.

B-O-R-E-D!!!
BORED.
BORED.
BORED.
I think there aren't any similies.
I'M BORED.
sigh.
SIGH.

ladeedum.

eeyur.
I HATE READYMADE TUNA SPREAD FROM CANS!!! RARRR.
yuck. I want tunamayo sanwiches homemade!!! damn. third time eating tuna sandwiches for breakfast in two weeks.yuck.
yayy! spaghetti(hopefully bacon and mushroom) for dinner! ladeedum.
my mom has just forced Coke on me. not in the mood to drink Coke larh. eeyur. darnit.
stoopid clumsy me.
I keep tripping over my own feet.
It's unbelievable how stoopid I am.
then again, maybe not.
had stoopid gastric pangs today. damn. I can't eat breakfast larh. used to already. don't want don't want don't want!
hotcake me.

eeyur.

talk about being an "idiot", and a "klutz".
see? crossword freaks would be proud of me.(no offence bout the freak part)
(five lettered word to describe a stoopid or clumsy person)
ladeedum.
I went to GV Tampines ystd.
and I thot the aisles were like J8's -- sloped.-- so I plonked down and I realised there were steps and I just missed them.
which goes to say:
I BUSTED MY BLOODY KNEE AGAIN!

Passing By by Thomas Ford.

There is a lady sweet and kind,
Was never face so pleased my mind;
I did but see her passing by,
And yet I love her till I die.

Her gesture, motion, and her smiles,
Her wit, her voice, my heart beguiles.
Beguiles my heart, I know not why,
And yet I love her till I die.

Cupid is winged and doth range,
Her country so my love doth change:
But change she earth, or change she sky,
Yet I will love her till I die.

Isn't this beautiful?

Time Crisis 2

Halo!
ladeedum.
went to watch The Forgotten today with Jolyn and Clover/XinLi. hmmm. it's a quite-well directed film. Julianne Moore rocks. I don't like the antagonist tho. go watch and find out yourselves. I shan't be a spoiler. hmmm. tho I think Audrey Tautou is better. Audrey Tautou. Amelie and He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not lead actress. woah. this gurl is so good, she psyched me out with He Loves Me. 'cos she's the psycho in her own twisted world, and the plot rocks.(btw, if you want to know what she looks like, go look at Life! the last page. she got on for fashion miss.)
afterwards, we went to play. I can do Marvel vs Capcom only. using Wolverine and Venom. I'm better at using Wolverine and Venom than others. Jolyn is good at Gambit and War Machine. with War Machine she always uses Proton Gun. but I can beat her with Venom Web. *cackles* and then she went on to play Time Crisis 2 later. she always targets and shoots at the bum of people. show her cheekopekishness again! eevil weevil. imagine having to extract all the bullets from up there later. ouch.
I am such a sadist. I can laugh at sad parts in The Forgotten, and I can crack lame jokes. well.
I'm so lame, I've got two wooden legs, crutches, and I'm gonna get a wheelchair if I can get the money.
meanwhile, I shall put all those on, don my red nose and silly floppy shoes and go amuse people with my lameness. taa.*bimb wave.*
Marvel vs CapCom. =]

piggin' out.

Ladeedum.
eeyur. I'm going to turn into a big fat pig. *oink* for that fact. just finished eating Mac's. McWings, fries, nuggets, coke. just 1 1/2 hrs after dinner? no I'm not kidding. eeyur. I'm gonna become a big fat pig. the snorting factor was automatically computed in like exactly 5 months, 3 weeks, 4 days and 30 minutes and 7 seconds ago. oh what a lame thing to type.
so excuse me while I paint myself stereotypically pink, put my little snout on, tape on that curly tail with lotsa bouncy-tude, and well put my trotters on, get on to all fours and start oinking. *oinkoink* there you go. piggy me.
ladeedum.
and my mom was complaining about how she only eats less than 10 fries a year...and telling me not to eat so much junk while she was munching on nuggets( I think she ate 5 or 6...compared to my 3 or 4) and drinking up my coke. harumphy. why do adults think that what they say carries more weight than our own opinions just 'cos they've more experience in life (or for that matter
some have less...oh well) or sumthing? it's like you say something and they go like "yeahyeah"(there you go Ms. Ow.). I hate it when adults patronise me. it feels like whatever statement I'm trying to make is dumb and they're the ones who are right. but it's sorta a karma thingy I guess since we often do that to them.
ladeedum.
D'oh. and more of them 'cos I'm so lame and that can't be changed. ):

mwahhahaha.

I'm becoming senile. honest. I keep forgetting what I wanna say and do.
I'm demented. eeyur. I was demented long ago. but I just am getting more and more so. bear with me. =] ladeedum.
hurhur. look at this!
(:L this is a loser smiley face.
(:o this is an angelic smiley face.
(:k this is a smiley suffering from a bad hair day. (aww poor guy.)
>**<>
eeyur. why?! why am I so lame?! eeyureeyureeyur.
it's Jay Chou. not Jay Chow. eeyur.
my mom is cooking EEEky stuff for dinner.
Je deteste mock-luncheon.
bleugh.
I need to go study my french.
ladeedum.
I'm still lame. D'oh.

wah.

time. abt 2220hrs.
I went to sleep at 1900hrs. for no reason 'cos I was feelin' bored and yeah I was kinda tired.and I woke up promptly at 2200hrs. hurhur. I think my internal clock is going bonkers. silly billy goo-goo.
ms. sia is bonkers too. what's wrong with her. so fussy. I already changed into sch uniform lorh. my shoes are 60%(or mebbe less heehee) white, and she MADE ME GO HOME AND CHANGE SHOES?! what's her problem. it's not fair lorh, others get to don't need to change.[clears throat pointedly and glares at Louise](no larh actually her shoes can't really tell that they're pink and white so erm good for her) and what if some poor soul happens to live 2hrs away from sch and thus abt 2 1/2hrs away from Macpherson ITE? then by the time this certain poor soul reaches Mapherson after a change and even if she takes a cab, she'll only reach there at the end of the whole presentation.and ms. sia is obviously not very smart arh. I mean me and Ness went back to my house to change shoes and then we rushed there and she was like" oh you changed your shoes." then what did she think? we went to partayyy issit? D'oh.
hurhur. Jeassea is very pretty.even tho she's got fake eyelashes.(there Der. your point.) my point: she's very nice and patient. I mean you go shopping or to support your fellow Idol contestants and then you get trapped btwn a railing and a horde of ppl...signatures for one hour. and she was still nice, enthu and all smiles. yay. uncranky! and unfrumpy. too bad the three others were gone by the time we reached.
I spy with my little eye...celery in the fridge. therefore I am determined to avoid that putrid vegetable for as long as methinks me can. eeyur. haha I shall give the celery to the meows downstairs? heehee. my sis is watching a damn spas show and the guy is making a damn spas sound. he wanted to sound like an ambulance but he sounds like and incontinent cat. and he asked a stupid qstn to the gurl. "do you like blueberries or strawberries?" then the gurl asked him why. and he told her,"so I can know why one (not?) to buy." ah duh-uh.
Zeena didn't know what a Wonderbra was. my explanation:
some people have no assets and it's to help assetise them.
how lame.
D'oh.

asian pop?hurhur.

Fish again for breakfast today. fried fish. bleugh.
was gambling the whole day todayy. went to my cousin's house to play mahjong! hurhur. I won! wahahahahaha.
Singapore Idol. sly+an jing? hmmm. sounded weird coming from him larh harh. but one thing I'm glad about is that there is no more Leandra. wheehee. Olinda is damn zai larh but her fanbase not very good lehh why arh. sigh. she will get the boot after either Daphne or Taufik. but Taufik has strong "backing". wahh.
The Forgotten horh ppl. 1250 @ Plaza Sing.
A*Do sucks. constipatedness seems to affect people lyk Jerry Ong and him. hmmm. seems lyk a case of very BAD singing larh. wah sh!t what crap am I talking?
eek. =[
was watching Happy Tree Friends just now larh. so gory. but it's funny in a sadistic way and I am a self-proclaimed sadist. goody.
it's spas too! lyk me. and Char. and oh well, spas people lorh.
CRAP. D'oh.

EEEvile doctor AND fish.

Eeyur. What's wrong with my fingers today? CAN'T TYPE PROPERLY. must be the EEVILE DOCTOR'S FAULT. mmm yarh. here's what he did hokkayy.
I went to the doctor's clinic ystday larh. then my sis shunbian ask him to check my "spoilt" pinkie. so he took the pinkie. *squeezesqueeze* "Does this hurt?" mmhmmmmmhmmmhmmm.
*squeezesqueezemore* "How about this?" mmhmmmhmmmmhmmm. D'oh. then he went on, "How long have you been playing?" 'cos my sis told him bout me being in bball larh. so I told him this yr, and then he went,"You'll get used to it *thumps pinkie* after a while*thumpthump*, play longer and it'll*thump* no longer hurt." why thank you very much. you just made it hurt more. eevile weevil.
and then the fish.
argh. If I see fish again I shall break down into tears.
Fish porridge for breakfast ystd. Fish porridge for breakfast today. Fish slices for dinner!!!
what's more, the fish is like gooey and sticky. like there's dissolved flour on it. eeky texture.
yesh I know, fish is good for my brain, and I NEED that. but fishfishfishfishfish?! eeeeeeekkkkkkk.
my mom forces me to eat eeky fish porridge. eeky fish. eek. just because I'm sick. I WANT MY CHICKEN CHOP!!! MCSPICY DOUBLE! NUGGETS!!! JUNK!!! LJS!!! *bawlbawlbawl.*
and everytime I cough then I have to blow my nose cos the mucus goes up etc. sordid details harh. no larh can't say sordid here right? fine. disgusting stuff.
is my blog eccentric? hurhur.

*^________^*cheesecake.

HAPPY B'DAE TO VALVAL and ANYING!!!
ok. tt done, we shall proceed.
I'm pathetically sick. again. aiyah chamm larh. hee. but I've got an MC tho. I doubt those work with laoshi and trng. shall see, but according to my doctor, I cannot train, OR ELSE. hurhur. slacker me. badbad.still hav to train larh. eek. how awful.
the P6s are damn good. shucks. now we all have to train damn hard and improve or else. laoshi's biased.
some people talk crap. I can't stand listening to them. shall roll my eyes @ them.
talking bout rolling eyes, *ahem* whom I don't lyk rolls her eyes @ ppl. @ us. slander slander slander blahhblahh.
read The Shah of Blah! a good book larh harh.
aiyah I'm crapping too.
CHEESECAKE! my sis ordered cheesecake samplers (20!!!) frm Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and they taste oh so good! and I get to eat 5! I hope. the original one tastes best tho. and later there's Val's b'dae cake. mmm wahhahahahaha.shall grow FAT eating cake. but shall grow fat happily.
momm can't object to me eating cake even with this cough 'cos the doctor says I can eat cake! w00t!!! ladeedum. guzzle guzzle guzzle. greedy fat pigg me. oh yeah. Cheesecake here I come.
cheesy.
what a lame pun.

da dee dum...

it's amazing how bored one can get.
WOW.
boredom is fascinating.
I'm weird.
I know.
but oh heck.
my spoilt pinkie is twice the size of my unspoilt one.
wah.
quite scary.
it's red, stiff, and unbendable.
oh what shit.
I can't type properly and fast enough now.
so irritating.
Der. and Friday.
shall not say anymore.
hmmm.
oh well who cares shall go buy flowers on Fri.
lala.
I'm really bored.
it's tellable.
boring myself to tears is fun mann.

dumdumdum

aiyah shit larh. my old email acc.s are ALL CLOSED. hmmm. training with the P6s is generally OK-er than usual larh. slacker. and I got another shade darker. but it doesn't matter 'cos I can't get sunburnt. I never do. mebbe has sth to do with my original skin colour pigmentation crap larh.
dumdumdum. heehee. Ms. A used to say tt last yr during drama pracct.
lala. eek. according to Der, my finger is spoilt. I need a new pinkie. anyone's got pinkies up for grabs? how lame can I get? I guess there's no limit to my lameness. One day you might just get bored to death by me and my friend Lame.
I'm boring myself out. shall go sleep later larh if I really get darn irritated about how bloody bored I am now. sigh.
two more days of Choral Night.
two more lousy debriefs.
shag me.

i hate that stoopid woman

argh what shit. stoopid lee xiaohui. don't care her already larh. so marh farn and picky. she might make us wear skirts tmr. major freak. make-up? eek. the skirt is enough already to make me puke. eew. darn it larh stoopid woman. what's wrong with jeans? duh nothing right? D'oh.
'Neway, I'm dying of having to memorise that stoopid emcee script but I guess I'm done larh. Lee Xiaohui= eekeekeekstoopidfreek.
happy chocolates. endorphin factor siah.
Der, Cindy and Mellissa have nice nice nice signatures.
I dun really like Eva.
but that's me. -___-" argh.
btw, me thinks me will never ever ever wanna see another Lee Xiaohui freek.
eeek.
freeek.
I'm being lame and repetitive.
Do teachers really have a limited list of lyk comments to put in report books? 'cos me thinks Ms. Ow has one. she ought to add more tho. too limited liao. WRY SENSE OF HUMOR CRAP.
hey c'mon, she said I exudeth quiet confidence and steadiness, and that I contributeth GOOD(?!) insights during active discussions in class.
mais methinks she is outta her mind. Earth to Ms. Ow.